[It's a bouncy remix, take 444!]

Christmas time is here again
Christmas time is here again
Christmas time is here again
Christmas time is here again

Ain't been round since you know when
Christmas time is here again
O-U-T spells "out"

Christmas time is here again
Christmas time is here again
Christmas time is here again
Christmas time is here again

Ain't been round since you know when
Christmas time is here again
O-U-T spells "out"

Christmas time is here again
Christmas time is here again
Christmas time is here again
Christmas time is here again

Ain't been round since you know when (Sucker!)
Christmas time...
(music continues and fades to background)

[This is Paul McCartney here,
I'd just like to wish you everything you wish yourself for Christmas.

This is John Lennon saying on behalf of the Beatles,
have a very Happy Christmas and a good New Year.

George Harrison speaking.
I'd like to take this opportunity to wish you a very Merry Christmas,
listeners everywhere.

This is Ringo Starr and I'd just like to say Merry Christmas and
a really Happy New Year to all listeners.]

(music fade out, followed by John Lennon's pastiche)
[And Christmas time is all,
and your bonnie clay us through.
Happy breastling to you people
all out best from me to you.
When the beasty brangom button
to the heather and little inn.
And be strattened oot in matether
to yer arms once back again.
Och away, ye bonnie.]