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Well you should see Polythene Pam
She's so good-looking but she looks like a man
Well you should see her in drag dressed in her polythene bag
Yes you should see Polythene Pam
See Polythene Pam

Get a dose of her in jackboots and kilt
She's killer-diller when she's dressed to the hilt
She looks a little upset but she's a nice kind of bet
Yes you could say she was attractively built
Say she was attractively built

See Polythene Pam
She's so good-looking but she looks like a man
Well you should see her in drag dressed in her polythene bag
Yes you should see Polythene Pam
See Polythene Pam

Get a dose of her in jackboots and kilt
She's killer-diller when she's dressed to the hilt
She's the kind of a girl that makes the "News of the World"
Yes you could say she was attractively built

In jackboots and kilt
She's killer-diller when she's dressed to the hilt
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